Family Concert Tribute to Ted Unseth
Family Concert Tribute to Ted Unseth Lake Harriet Pavilion Minneapolis, MN July 5, 2013; 7:30-9:00 PM


Family Concert Tribute
Family Concert Personnel
 



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The Players:

**Master of Ceremonies--Daniel Schnackenberg
**Concertmaster--Matt Weseloh
**Trumpet--Amy Jo Weseloh
**Trumpet--Isaac Weseloh
**Trumpet--Daniel Schnackenberg
**Trombone/Violin--Joe Weseloh
**Flute--Katrina Stewart
**Flute--Kiki Schnackenberg
**Alto Sax/Bari Sax--Aaron Schnackenberg
**Guitar--Mike Schnackenberg
**Piano and Synth Keyboard--Matt Weseloh
**Bass--Christopher Unseth
**Electric Bass--Aaron Schnackenberg
**Drums--Ross Weseloh
**Male Vocalists--Chris Weseloh, Thomas E. Luecke, Daniel Schnackenberg
**Female Vocalist--Kiki Schnackenberg
**Chorus--all of the above + others
**Audio Engineer--John Stewart

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* Note:
Audience Participation during concert:
Scroll down to selection #26 "Sell It" and be ready for sections 'H' and 'J'.

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Family Concert Tribute
to
Ted Unseth
July 5, 2013
Lake Harriet Pavilion
Minneapolis, MN
7:30 – 9:00 PM

--Proposed Program--


Family Instrumentation:
3 Trumpets
1 Trombone (doubling on Violin)
2 Flutes
1 Alto Sax (doubling on Bari Sax)
1 Guitar
2 Keyboards (1 Acoustic; 1 Synth)
2 Basses
1 Drums/Percussion
12 or more Singers (some being featured Soloists)

The Plan:
Feature Ted’s 3 Musical Personae:
--Singer/Songwriter
--Composer/Arranger
--Classic Jazz Director
(plus a 4th category: Chorus)

The Order:

Show Opener:
01. Dudley Do Right tag

Singer/Songwriter:

Basically, a re-creation of Ted’s major S/S gig at the
New Riverside Café; Minneapolis; 1972. Featuring
something Ted could/should have had back then: a
Full Band, including Bass and Violin.

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02. Braggadocio

1.
'Braggadocio' they call me.
Sweet pal o' mine: "What can it mean?”
You wonder. Hmm.

2.
--Instrumental—

3.
Every place I go I'm thinkin':
"Nothin' I can do, nothin' I can say
Without you”. Hmm.

4.
--Instrumental--

5.
'Braggadocio' means I'm talkin'
Like a man at ease with his whole damn self;
And you're the reason. Hmm.

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03. Hey There, Dog

A1.
Hey there, dog; they didn’t have to do it.
Why can’t they leave us alone?
…and

A2.
I can’t think what terrible pain did hurt them
That hardened their hearts into stone.
…well

B.
Late last night, you strayed away from home.
I tried to find you but they had al-
ready strychnined you.

A3.
Now you’re gone and all that I remember…
Is you…
And your Dog-gone…
Eyes.

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(Transition to Arranger section = Ted would have
included these if he’d had the resources. These next
two lead to “Kjaerlighet”, which was on the original
program).

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04. Myllargutens Brudemars
(Traditional Norwegian Wedding March)

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05. Valdres Springar
(Transcription of #1 Norwegian Folk Fiddler Torleiv
Bolstad’s signature piece)

(Back to Singer/Songwriter)

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06. Kjaerlighet (Beloved)
(originally conceived as Guitar/Voice fantasy re: a
young Norwegian lad serenading his sweetheart. Now
a two-fold meaning: 01. The lad; and 02. The entire
country of Norway, esp. the breathtaking fjords.

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07. Jimmy And The Chrysler

A 1.
Jimmy, you gotta go now. but
Don’t you be leaving without the
Time to say goodbye to me and mine ‘cuz
Buddy what you leave behind
Is gonna miss your kind.

A 2.
Jimmy, you got a car now; and a
Lady friend down by your side. And you
Know foolin’ with the radio and
Cruisin’ down the open road
Is the only way to go.

B.
And when you stop for gas,
Don’t you for-get me.

A 3.
Jimmy, you’re almost there now. The
Chrysler she may be a hog, but
Still, getcha there I think she will. And she’ll
Prove to you when she makes that hill that
White Lightning is not the biggest thrill.

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08. Your Lady On The River

1.
When your Lady wishes to be alone
Well, you'll find her on the river skippin' stones.
And you'll be watching with all of the tears you have.
You won't even have your knees.
You listen to the love she feeds the Wood.
Don'tcha know that she's alive?

2.
Here's your Lady finishing last night's dream.
Well, you know it's a feelin' so clean
You've got the birches bowed for overjoy.
She's your life, hey boy.
You listen to them cry; and you nearby.
Don'tcha know that she's alive?

3.
She'll not see you--you will just happen by.
She'll be running and talkin' to the sky.
And she will ask you, "Why do your eyes be full?"
You tell her, "It's just the breeze."
You listen to her eyes--they've brought you home.
Yes, you know that she's alive.

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09. The Old Apple Tree
Ramblin’ Jack Elliott

A rare Cover Tune/someone else’s. Ramblin’ Jack was
Ted’s favorite Singer/Songwriter back in those days.

V1.
It was only yesterday I thought I’d take a bath in some water
Blubble blubble blubble
For a bath I hadn’t had in goodness knows when
And for that bath I didn’t want to pay a quarter
So I run down to the crick and jumped right in

I hung my clothes upon an apple tree limb
Was there I got into an awful fix
When an old maid come and sit right down beside them
And there she sit from 1 O’clock ‘til 6

C1.
In the shade of The Old Apple Tree
I’s in water right up to my knee
I had to lay down while she was around
‘Til only my nose you could see
Mosquiters was biting my nose
And the crawdads was nibblin’ my toes
I lay there all day ‘til she went away
From the shade of The Old Apple Tree

Here comes the pitiful part, boys and girls:

V2.
It was only yesterday that Jane and I got hitched
You can bet your life I was a happy groom
There was only one thing that filled my heart with sadness
Was parts of her were scattered all over the room

Her glass eye and false teeth was on the mantle
And on the bed she hung her lock of hair
And the one thing that truly filled my heart with sadness
Was she pitched her wooden leg upon a chair

C2.
And it was a limb from that Old Apple Tree
I’s in water right up to my knee
I had to lay down while she was around
‘Til only my nose you could see
Mosquiters was biting my nose
And the crawdads was nibblin’ my toes
I lay there all day ‘til she went away
From the shade of The Old Apple Tree
Yes, I carved out my name and there it was plain
On her limb from the Old Apple Tree

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10. One O’Clock Leap

(Originally performed at the Firehouse, Mpls., MN,
1973. Last S/S gig for Ted—warm-up act for the new
Classic Jazz Orchestra. This was a transition number
by Ted (Piano) and founding CJO member Joe Demko
(Bass).

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Composer:

When circumstances warranted (alone in a room with
warm acoustics and no one within earshot), exploration
of Original Composition.


11. Dolcezza

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12. Punko

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13. Minor Fantasy

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14. Concertino – M1

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Arranger:


15. Country Band Fanfare - Charles ives

Chorus:

16. Es Ist Genug -- J.S. Bach

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17. Gospodi Pomilui -- Trad. Russian Orthodox

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18. Echo Song -- Orlando di Lasso

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19. Django -- Modern Jazz Quartet

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Classic Jazz:

20. Saxophobia -- Rudy Wiedoeft

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21. Beethoven Riffs On -- John Kirby Sextet

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22. Stevedore Stomp -- Duke Ellington Orch.

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23. Beaucoup Jack -- Clarence Williams Orch.

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24. Flaming
Reeds, Screaming Brass -- Jimmie
Lunceford Orch.

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25. Sweet Music -- Fletcher Henderson Orchestra

X. Intro

A1 & 2.
Keep playing your music box
Keep on playing your music box
Sweet Music to worry the wolf away

So happy will we appear
He will know he’s not wanted here
Your music could worry a wolf away

So
B.
Keep on playing that grand piano
Until he’s away
He’ll have to go if you bang those
Keys away

A3.
Oh honey, but we will grin
When the money comes rolling in
Sweet Music to worry the wolf away


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26. Sell It -- Gene Kardos Orch.

X. Intro

A 1&2, B, A 3: Instrumental

C: Vocal Verse:

Now,
Most people don’t know a good band
when they hear it, good or bad.
They most always say it’s the last word
when it’s really very sad.
I try to figure out the case,
it’s quite the mystery.
Well I find out they can’t understand
anything that they don’t see. So you’ve gotta

D 1: Vocal Chorus:

Sell it. Yes, you’ve gotta
Sell it. And you’ve gotta Deliver
or else you’re in a rut. Oh, you’ve gotta

D 2:
Sing it. That’s the way to swing it. ‘Cuz if you pull up
Clever, why you’ll be nothin’ else but. I’ve heard some

E:
Corny bands who knock ‘em off their feet.
And I’ve seen Virtuosos kicked out in the street.

So you’ve gotta

D 3:
Sell it. Yes, you’ve gotta
Sell it. For it won’t go over unless you sell your stuff.

F:
You’ve just heard my story true.
Now try to see my point of view.
I’ll show you what each cat can do:
Gabriel, “Blow dat horn!”

G 1&2:
Trumpet Solo

H:
Flute Solo – Gang Vocals:

"Sell it! Bail out! Pay it off! Sold! Yes!"

G 3:
Trumpet Solo

I 1 & 2:
Trombone Solo

J:
Alto Sax Solo – Gang Vocals:

"Bite it! Whack it! Attack it! Nurse! Yow!"

I 3:
Trombone Solo

K: Vocal Vamp:

Well, you’ve seen them, one by one.
Stick around, we’re gonna have some fun.
Ready for the start of the gun, Are you

Set? Go!

L1 & 2:
Instrumental Tail

M:
Drum Solo

L 3 & N:
Tail out.

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27. Digga Digga Doo -- Duke Ellington w/Mills Brothers

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28. Mississippi Mud -- Paul Whiteman Orch.

V1.
When the sun goes down, the tide goes out,
The people gather ‘round and they all begin to shout:
Hey, Hey Uncle Dud
It's a treat to beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud.
[Doot Doot Doot Doot Doodoot Doodoot Doot]
V2.
What a dance do they do
Lordy how I'm tellin' you.
Whoa, what a band
Keepin’ time by clapping their hands.
Just as happy as a cow chewin' on a cud
When the people beat their feet on the Mississippi Mud.

X.
[ Lordy how they play it. Boy they really sway it.
Boot da
Dooten dot dow dut dow wuh dare. Da
Dooten doot dotta da dit dit di doo.

Boy that music thrills me. Say it nearly kills me.
Boot da Wah – uh! Deet dot duh wah wah wah. ]

V3.
What a dance do they do.
Lordy how I'm tellin' you.
Whoa, what a band
Keepin’ time by clapping their hands.
Just as happy as a cow chewin' on a cud
When the people beat their feet on the Mississippi Mud.

R.
Just as happy as a cow chewin' on a cud
When the people beat their feet on the Mississippi Mud.

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Show Closer:
29. Perry Mason tag

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Encore (if there’s time): Saxophobia

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